This is awful. I love it.
* Every now and again I use “rn” instead of “m.”
* I asked a guy at work if he’d ever got “that creepy deja vu feeling”. A week later, I did it again.
* I’ve been slowly increasing the mouse sensitivity on both of my roommates computers. In 2 weeks I’m going to put them back to the default and pretend like mine is slow too. I’m interested to see the conclusion that they will come to.
